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Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
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welsh joke
A bloke goes into a Welsh pub and asks for a gin and tonic.
All the pub falls silent, then the landlord says "Where are you from boyo, you sound English"? "Er, I'm from Bristol actually" he replies nervously. "Bristol you say, and what do you do in Bristol, look you"? says the Landlord "I'm a Taxidermist" says the man "Taxi.... what"? says the Landlord, "is that something to do with transport boyo? The man says "No I stuff and mount animals" The landlord shouts "It's OK lads, he's one of us"!.. |
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06-02-2017, 00:32
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
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06-02-2017, 00:37
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Off road maniac
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs
Posts: 17,428
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Classic, Rick
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac  Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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06-02-2017, 01:06
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: on the beach WEST WALES
Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm
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Gin and what ?
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06-02-2017, 10:03
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Derby
Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0
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Back on Form !
Like that one !
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06-02-2017, 10:46
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
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I don't know why Briggie was trying to organise a competition for best joke.
There is no competition, another great one Pete, keep them coming.
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06-02-2017, 16:43
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto
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I'm Welsh.....and I haven’t the fainest idea where these stories come from.....
Baaaaa to the lot of you........ 
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06-02-2017, 21:27
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62
Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI
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07-02-2017, 16:41
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Nr J28 M1
Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi
Posts: 995
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All you need is a pair of wellies & a strong grip
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07-02-2017, 17:37
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto
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Edge of a cliff helps them push back........
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