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Old 22-11-2016, 09:53   #1
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Unhappy last briggie joke for a while due to operation

Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines.
Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it:
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood
Take your time
Paddy: I'll take the money Chris
Chris: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines
Paddy: I'm sure Chris,I'll take the money
Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.
Paddy: I know the answer Chris.
Chris: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental?
Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I'm no feckin grass
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Old 22-11-2016, 09:56   #2
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Nice one!

You look after yourself bloke. We look forward to having you back on here as soon as possible.

Best regards.

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Old 22-11-2016, 10:14   #3
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I knew from the minute he said I'd take the money and him being Irish that it would be a joke about not grassing someone up

Good luck with the operation Briggie

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Old 22-11-2016, 10:25   #4
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Ha ha ha very good.
All the best Briggie.
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Old 22-11-2016, 14:40   #5
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The greatest of good luck Briggie, see you soon.....
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Old 22-11-2016, 18:26   #6
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Hope all goes well
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Old 22-11-2016, 18:28   #7
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Thumbs up Briggie Classic Joke

Nice one !

Best of luck with your forthcoming body repairs !
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Old 22-11-2016, 18:33   #8
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Good luck with the op.
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Old 22-11-2016, 22:34   #9
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Keep us up to date bud,

I've had a few ops in my time, all the best!
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Old 23-11-2016, 06:09   #10
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Good luck with the op, hope you are back to us soon.

In the meantime, I hope we can avoid any hospital food jokes lol

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