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14-11-2016, 17:45
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Senior Member
 Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
Posts: 10,473
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briggie joke encore
As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night,the guy looked at me and said,"Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred,unzipping my Superman costume and pulling my wallet out,"One ticket to Amsterdam please." "You're unable to fly sir," he replied,"You're far too drunk." I said,"I know mate,that's why I'm getting a plane." |
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14-11-2016, 19:12
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Nr J28 M1
Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi
Posts: 995
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Good one
 
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14-11-2016, 23:30
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Off road maniac
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs
Posts: 17,431
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Still going then Pete, nice one, Maggie laughed, Rick
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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