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Old 08-10-2016, 14:59   #1
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Don't know if this is a wind up but I just received a text saying I'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show....
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Old 08-10-2016, 17:22   #2
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Don't know if this is a wind up but I just received a text saying I'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show....
3 you better get ready and go go go lol...
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Thumbs down Unknown relatives in Nigeria

I have several hundreds of thousand of pounds in unclaimed inheritance in Nigeria and all I need is to send a couple of hundred pounds to claim it back.

I did reply once saying they could keep the cash as Nigeria was in greater need than I was.
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There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
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I thought he had left the building.......
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