smoking

briggie · 05-09-2016, 06:44

My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today.
"Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me.
"Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day."
"That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up."
"Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning!!

Southampton Lad · 05-09-2016, 10:27

That made me smile.

It's been a good eight years since I had a smoke, but this would have been my selfish mindset back then.

I'm so glad to be free of them. The fags I mean, not the kids...

Monaro Pete · 05-09-2016, 15:34

05-09-2016, 06:44	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	smoking My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today. "Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me. "Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day." "That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up." "Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning!!

05-09-2016, 10:27	#2
Southampton Lad Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Southampton Vehicle: 1998 Terrano II 2.7tdi Posts: 88	That made me smile. It's been a good eight years since I had a smoke, but this would have been my selfish mindset back then. I'm so glad to be free of them. The fags I mean, not the kids...

05-09-2016, 15:34	#3
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995