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briggie · 22-08-2016, 22:09

THE FIRST MESSAGE:

Hey Bill this is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.
I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

THE ACTION:
Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hey Bill this is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you'll figured it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my auto correct changed ‘WiFi’ To‘Wife’.
Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that.
Regards, Alan.

terranosaurusdoug · 22-08-2016, 22:29

Yes

solarman216 · 22-08-2016, 23:16

good one, Rick

22-08-2016, 22:09	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	auto correct THE FIRST MESSAGE: Hey Bill this is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you. THE ACTION: Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour. THE SECOND MESSAGE: Hey Bill this is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you'll figured it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my auto correct changed ‘WiFi’ To‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.

22-08-2016, 23:16	#3
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,428	good one, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

22-08-2016, 22:29	#2
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	Yes