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Old 20-10-2015, 20:17   #1
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Talking farmer joke

Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. Tim a little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you got in your trailer?'

'Manure,' Farmer Evans replied.

'What are you going to do with it?' asked Tim.

'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer.

Tim replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.'
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Old 20-10-2015, 20:26   #2
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Cor, you can tell he's on his hols without his usual joke book.

Blimey.

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Old 20-10-2015, 20:31   #3
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Lol.
For emjaybee, not briggie....
I think that was worse than mine.

Ian
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Old 20-10-2015, 22:16   #4
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Old 21-10-2015, 12:17   #5
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That's some gentle humour, dude . . . .
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Old 21-10-2015, 17:14   #6
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The devil makes work for idle hands......
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