chuckle time

briggie · 07-03-2013, 07:30

Keep Your Seat

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, "Here's another male chauvinist pig trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted once more and refuses to let him up.

Finally, the man says, "Look lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my damn stop already."

07-03-2013, 07:30	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	chuckle time Keep Your Seat A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another male chauvinist pig trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat. A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted once more and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, "Look lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my damn stop already."