joke for the female members

briggie · 19-05-2012, 19:01

And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

(RIP) PLANK · 19-05-2012, 19:12

he should have put it on her back, useful for ballroom dancing

Kamsin · 19-05-2012, 19:57

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Originally Posted by briggie

And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

But God (Acording to what i know cos iv never met him) created woman from one of Adams ribs. This is why women have one more rib then men.

But, Whats small, pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads trousers ?

Your Grandma!

96terrano · 19-05-2012, 21:53

why do us guys get out smarted by women? it's an annoying fault, like terranos suffer rot, men suffer stupidity

Kamsin · 20-05-2012, 10:31

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Originally Posted by 96terrano

why do us guys get out smarted by women? it's an annoying fault, like terranos suffer rot, men suffer stupidity

We pretend to be stupid so they feel better about themselves. If they think were thick they stop asking us to do things.
NOW JUST DONT BLAB!

rustic · 20-05-2012, 10:37

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Originally Posted by Kamsin

We pretend to be stupid so they feel better about themselves. If they think were thick they stop asking us to do things.
NOW JUST DONT BLAB!

I suffer from selective memory loss.

Wife asks me to do something and I forget all about it.

19-05-2012, 19:01	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	joke for the female members And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?" And God created man.

19-05-2012, 19:12	#2
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	he should have put it on her back, useful for ballroom dancing

19-05-2012, 21:53	#4
96terrano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB Posts: 8,024	why do us guys get out smarted by women? it's an annoying fault, like terranos suffer rot, men suffer stupidity