briggie joke warning

briggie · 20-08-2011, 08:38

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one £5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She bought new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man,
"I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said,
"I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one took the £5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the £5000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said,
"I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

20-08-2011, 08:38	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	briggie joke warning There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one £5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She bought new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one took the £5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the £5000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.