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Old 10-01-2011, 13:16   #16
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Two points, yes i agree a thread taking the p**s out of both disability and murder victims at the same time is a bit much (either one is too much)


second point ; i see zippy has some extra fingers now

my Dad was a Ginger, and so is my sister! I think red haired women are very atractive (except my sister obviously, well she is but i don't think so, that would be wrong, have i said too much? lol) and I see it as an asset, why hide it?
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Old 10-01-2011, 13:56   #17
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I think humour is one way humans have of dealing with something so horrible we can't initally process it in any other way. So, you have the Zeebrugge ferry jokes, the King's Cross fire jokes, the Fred West jokes etc. I don't think it's a case of laughing at the dead, more trying to get your head around a tragic event.

However, I didn't think the Heather Mills joke was funny, I mean, it just wasn't amusing, not a clever play on words, nothing. I suppose it's because HM has only one leg, but she has a false leg so she would always wear two socks/tights with two legs. Just not funny. IMO.
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Old 10-01-2011, 15:30   #18
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notice now an american politicians been shot there all wanting to ban guns! yet when kids have run riot through schools killing there peers theyve all said " oh dear,so sad" and quoted the bill of rights! politicians should be forced to have lie detectors built into them!
on a lighter note whats the difference between ginger and a brick?.......bricks get laid!
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Old 10-01-2011, 19:48   #19
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Two points, yes i agree a thread taking the p**s out of both disability and murder victims at the same time is a bit much (either one is too much)


second point ; i see zippy has some extra fingers now

my Dad was a Ginger, and so is my sister! I think red haired women are very atractive (except my sister obviously, well she is but i don't think so, that would be wrong, have i said too much? lol) and I see it as an asset, why hide it?

which reminds me of a quote someone said once

low alcohol beer is like licking your sisters fanny...... tastes the same..... but its not right
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Old 10-01-2011, 21:37   #20
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well i think hm is fair game, loaded gold digger.

perhaps some of this was more ironic than
funny?

most of us have an issue along the way, cross
to bear or whatever.

this section has always come with a warning,
politely suggest its just a bit of fun, the rest
of the forum is for serious.

apologies for anyone who didnt get my sarcasam
as i said to tezzer by pm its a bit dry, and i
always forget to put smilies and winks in my
posts, everyone else shame on you...

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Old 10-01-2011, 21:48   #21
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good ol hever paul mustve thought all his christmass had come at once lol and if he thought she loved him for his good looks and not his dosh he deffo took one to many acid tabs lol
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well i think hm is fair game, loaded gold digger.

perhaps some of this was more ironic than
funny?

most of us have an issue along the way, cross
to bear or whatever.

this section has always come with a warning,
politely suggest its just a bit of fun, the rest
of the forum is for serious.

apologies for anyone who didnt get my sarcasam
as i said to tezzer by pm its a bit dry, and i
always forget to put smilies and winks in my
posts, everyone else shame on you...

;>

all sorted now ttt2,
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