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Old 08-01-2011, 00:05   #1
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From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove
their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from
under the chassis.

Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Old 08-01-2011, 10:44   #2
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priceless! LOL
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