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rustic
08-09-2015, 14:47
"oldtimers"
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.

His wife asks, "Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast?


:lol:lol:lol

don simon
08-09-2015, 15:27
Top banana! :thumb2 :D

Ogri
08-09-2015, 20:31
Cracking :thumb2

Paultrol
08-09-2015, 20:40
:lol:thumb2

emjaybee
08-09-2015, 22:45
Thank goodness, a decent joke!

Nice one!

:lol

rustic
09-09-2015, 01:21
Thank goodness, a decent joke!

Nice one!

:lol

I'm not so sure on the joke bit lol...
My wife and I are progressing to that stage lol...
The number of times I have gone into the garage... paused...
What the heck have I come in here for...lol...

Go back out, then you remember...:doh

I have a list for everything now lol...

macabethiel
09-09-2015, 06:50
You will be pleased to hear that Stannah have developed a new stair lift for the over 60's ........ it is so fast it gets you upstairs before you have forgotten what you went for.

rustic
09-09-2015, 08:07
You will be pleased to hear that Stannah have developed a new stair lift for the over 60's ........ it is so fast it gets you upstairs before you have forgotten what you went for.
:lol:lol:lol

emjaybee
09-09-2015, 09:58
We like it.

We like it a lot!

:lol

briggie
09-09-2015, 11:00
Thank goodness, a decent joke!

Nice one!

:lol

meaning ? :augie:lol

emjaybee
09-09-2015, 11:35
meaning ? :augie:lol

We'll put your last joke down to fatigue after your holiday.

:augie

Terranical
09-09-2015, 15:24
I can relate to that !

briggie
09-09-2015, 16:54
We'll put your last joke down to fatigue after your holiday.

:augie

im still on holiday :naughty