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Bloke from Barnsley has piles. Asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream". "Aye" says the chemist, "Magnum or Cornetto"
Piles!
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Oh dear:lol:lol:lol
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom ?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom ?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."
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Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.
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ive never gone away mate , just got a lot on my plate with studying
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Mamma Mia, a classic Abba song, or a lad telling his mum he's arrived.
