briggie joke !!!!

[briggie]

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: Hello, love, I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions. What's your name?

Girl: Sharon

Medic: Where are you bleeding from?

Sharon: Romford, mate.

[Bee Elzebub]

Bleedin' 'ell, Briggie! Been at the ten-year-old Christmas crackerts again? ;-)