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Old 19-02-2013, 12:34   #1
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A body engineer from Land Rover goes on an exchange visit to Mitsubishi in Japan and watches the engineers developing the latest L200 Warrior bodyshell. He notices that on the workbench they have a cat in a small cage and he asks what it's for. The Japanese engineer tells him when they have finished a Warrior, they lock a cat in it and go home. If the cat is dead when they return in the morning, they know the shutlines on the doors are up to their high standards.

The LR guy likes this idea and when he gets back to Solihull he takes a cat to work, locks it in a Defender and goes home for the night.

When he returns in the morning, the cat is gone.
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Old 19-02-2013, 12:51   #2
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Old 19-02-2013, 15:04   #3
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Excellent!!!
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Old 19-02-2013, 15:08   #4
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Excellent!!!
Can't say nowt at cos it would prob excape out me terrano!
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Old 19-02-2013, 19:05   #5
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Nicked it
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Old 20-02-2013, 12:39   #7
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LOL:, Just spat tea over me keyboard
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