the odd things people do!

[(RIP) PLANK]

I sold a caravan today, the one i advertise on here so the thread needs deleting if anyone knows how!

anyway, i told the purchaser clearly the tyres were a bit ropey, he didnt seem too bothered and said he would leave them until next year,

then he spent ages checking every single light and swapping bulbs etc, covering the old number plate with tape and sticking his in own in the back window to avoid 'getting a £30 fine for displaing the wrong one'

he sent me a text later saying how he had towed it all the way home on the motorway at 75mph!

so if your going to speed like that, on ropey tyres, why worry about the bloody number plate? :doh

still it takes all sorts, and he did have a LR

he was a very pleassant bloke though :thumbs

 

[zippy656]

you said it all LD owner..


no brains!

 

[The Patrolman]

I agree LR owners... Some say ( In the tone of our lord JC ( Jeremy Clarkson not John Cleese)) they are so full of sh!t they have .....Brown eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tezzer]

I agree LR owners... Some say ( In the tone of our lord JC ( Jeremy Clarkson not John Cleese)) they are so full of sh!t they have .....Brown eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont forget some of our members have land rovers, the only reason people on here knock land rovers is because they own NISSANS, oh well i must be full of sh*t as well then, so if thats what that prick clarkson say's, it must be right, off to doctor tomorrow to get sh*t pills and bog paper on way back.

 

[makeitfit]

What's going on tonight? Is there a full moon?
Just been on Bonkas4x4 site and they're haveing a "It's not a LR" thread that's all gone off on one:augie
Japs v Solihull:lol
Not bothered what people have ,but why do the green ovals get so tetchy?

 

[harlowmaverick]

good old british pride my friend, thats why:thumb2

 

[makeitfit]

good old british pride my friend, thats why:thumb2

Oh that's it :augie
Ah well I'm welsh :lol

 

[tezzer]

proberly right there phil, i've only got a bloody nissan cos the wife likes them, the good thing about l/r is you can get the part easily and cheap, almost anywhere, our truck been off the road 3days waiting for injector, would'nt have that prob with l/r. :clap

 

[tezzer]

you said it all LD owner..


no brains!

look even zippy is joining in. :lol

 

[makeitfit]

My very good friend has a tricked out landie and has that same argument. "Parts are available all over the world" cause you need parts all the time:lol
I've always been into my fords cause they're cheap and there's loads of 'em up the scrap yard for spares:sly
Imagine my surprise when my daughter said she was not going up that *&*&* yard again and bought herself a bloody VW golf
Reliable she said......................hmmm, BUT when they do go wrong blimey they're expensive
Horses for courses init
Enjoy what you've got before the oil runs out

 

[tezzer]

My very good friend has a tricked out landie and has that same argument. "Parts are available all over the world" cause you need parts all the time:lol
I've always been into my fords cause they're cheap and there's loads of 'em up the scrap yard for spares:sly
Imagine my surprise when my daughter said she was not going up that *&*&* yard again and bought herself a bloody VW golf
Reliable she said......................hmmm, BUT when they do go wrong blimey they're expensive
Horses for courses init
Enjoy what you've got before the oil runs out

so it's got nothing to do with being around for fifty years then :lol
im ok for oil now found a source of cooking oil 20lt --£14, i can have a pallet load if i want. 48 tins

 

[makeitfit]

Dont forget you need some winteriser of some sort in it, or you'll end up with lard in your tank It's getting cold you know:augie
This last lot we got works out at 56p a litre and it's winterised for -30 degrees:thumb2
So Mr Darling, ne ne ne ne ner:wasntme

 

[tezzer]

how do i do that then? mix it with diesel?:nenau

 

[makeitfit]

how do i do that then? mix it with diesel?:nenau

Ah but if you're putting diesel in it then you're also reducing your savings:augie
Your oil is already 70p a litre and you need some Kerosene to add to it(central heating oil)will do.
LOOK OUT the thread police are a comin'
Have a spy on the Bio threads on here for more learned info

 

[tezzer]

ok i will have a look tomorrow, thanks pete, im off to bed now, catch you later,,:thumb2

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

just for the record, I have nothing personaly against LR's or any other 4x4, beat in mind I dont even own a Nisssan! It's only a bit of fun :thumbs

I have even owned a couple myself and probably will again in the future!

after all they are all tin boxes with a wheel in each corner regardlesss of the badge on the front!

is the last frontier of equality we have had rascism, sexism, ageism, fatism and now 4x4ism :lol

and i agree Clarkson is a Knob, except when he is having a go at truckers :lol:lol

 

[tezzer]

just for the record, I have nothing personaly against LR's or any other 4x4, beat in mind I dont even own a Nisssan! It's only a bit of fun :thumbs

I have even owned a couple myself and probably will again in the future!

after all they are all tin boxes with a wheel in each corner regardlesss of the badge on the front!

is the last frontier of equality we have had rascism, sexism, ageism, fatism and now 4x4ism :lol

and i agree Clarkson is a Knob, except when he is having a go at truckers :lol:lol

i know it was a laugh plank, my last land rover was recycled terrano :lol shame the old japs wont be around in twenty years, great engines but what rust boxes they are, but i admit they are good trucks though. :thumbs:clap