lacroupade
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A Scouser walked into his local welfare office to pick up his dole money.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Well sir, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening in from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz 500SL and he will supply all of your clothes and a £20k a year salary.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This bit is rather
awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather
strong sex drive."
The Scouser stood there, eyes like dinner plates, and said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The welfare clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Well sir, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening in from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz 500SL and he will supply all of your clothes and a £20k a year salary.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This bit is rather
awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather
strong sex drive."
The Scouser stood there, eyes like dinner plates, and said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The welfare clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
