Scottish Joke

[patbhoy]

A woman goes to the doctors, she opens her legs and a voice
says "C'mon England"
The doctor told her not to worry as there were a lot of fannies shouting that at the moment:augie

 

[extreme-4x4]

when did Scotland qualify for the world cup finals last

was it 1990.???

 

[briggie]

when did Scotland qualify for the world cup finals last

was it 1990.???

1890 i think :augie

 

[patbhoy]

1314

Remember the history

 

[briggie]

apart from " tossing " im struggling to think of a sport the scots are good at actually :augie

 

[larson]

ha ha
1314 Jun 24th - Battle of Bannockburn; Scotland regains independence from England

 

[patbhoy]

apart from " tossing " im struggling to think of a sport the scots are good at actually :augie

As opposed to "Morris Dancing", "Tossing" sounds good to me:thumb2