Scotsmen

[The Patrolman]

In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year:thumb2

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year :clap

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG:lol:bow

 

[patbhoy]

In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year:thumb2

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year :clap

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG:lol:bow

Subsitute the beer/lager for whisky:thumbs

 

[briggie]

they dont sell beer in scotland do they ? :augie

 

[briggie]

What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.

 

[tezzer]

:doh, another briggie joke, :lol

 

[The Patrolman]

A Scotsman walks into a pub................

No surprise there then!:lol