Rude Jokes

[lacroupade]

Bring 'em on.....time we had a larf!

Starter for 10...

A Hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her,

She said "NO! I am married to god!!" and gets off the bus disgusted.

The bus driver said "She prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the grave yard, why dont you dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are God and demand sex?"

The hippie tries this and to his surprise the nun said "Yes, but only if we have anal sex as I want to keep my virginity".

They have passionate bum sex and when they are done the hippie throws off his robe and cries "Ha ha" I'm the hippie!

The nun cries out "ha ha" I'm the bus driver!

 

[lacroupade]

Q: Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!

:lol:lol:lol

 

[lacroupade]

I asked a prostitute how much for anal sex.

She replied "sixty quid".

I said "at that price I don't think I'll bother"

She glared at me and said "tight arse!".

So I said "ok well in that case....".:augie