question for the police (silly one)

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extreme-4x4

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ok i borrowed a trailer last night. but got pulled over by 2 nice coppers 1 male and 1 (gorgeous) female

my crimes:doh

no rear number plate
two lights not working
oh and my tyres look to be sticking out too much

the nice gent said its all mounting up isnt it... but nicely stopped looking for more faults...:)

i explained i had spare bulbs and the old number plate from the car in the boot... and i will fix the lights and no plate now

they explained if i did those two things they would be happy with that and just advise me of my crimes...

i asked if i could move on to sainsbury's where its lit up and not so many drunks wondering about... they were more than happy with that too

so i think i got off lightly 20 mins to fix in near darkness

but there is a lesson there........ always carry spare bulbs and anything else you might need to fix road side , it helps beleive me

now on to my question.
the pretty young p.c (yes the lady one) took my details ie name address etc....when she asked for my details, would i have got into trouble if id cheekily asked for her number.

cos she was nice. and i dont know, she did smile a lot and was very friendly/chatty
i dont know i dont get stopped much, but they normally stand like arms reach away from you "you know". she didnt, very comfortable and relaxed.
bloody nice friendly policing if nothing else

or would i have made things worse....?

or am i just like a dog on heat
 
you could ahve asked. its up to her how she reacts.


you'd not have a second thought about asking say, a barmaid or checkout girl. they are after all just doing a job.
 
i would have been more worried if you asked the copper for HIS number, lol

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tezzer
 
aye, i would have asked, its not a crime-police women are real people too...
 
I remember being in this situation myself, i was operating a big inflatable ball pit for children at a fair and one of the little darling claimed to have seen a knife in amongsr the balls, I closed it down to search and a gorgeous police woman slipped of her shoes and belt etc and came in with me to search!

it was all going very well, a nice cheeky romp in the balls, i was going to ask her for her number and then:

my wife popped her head in through the door and spoiled it all :lol:lol:lol
 
I remember being in this situation myself, i was operating a big inflatable ball pit for children at a fair and one of the little darling claimed to have seen a knife in amongsr the balls, I closed it down to search and a gorgeous police woman slipped of her shoes and belt etc and came in with me to search!

it was all going very well, a nice cheeky romp in the balls, i was going to ask her for her number and then:

my wife popped her head in through the door and spoiled it all :lol:lol:lol


its a cruel world init:lol:lol:lol
 
its a cruel world init:lol:lol:lol

To answer your fundamental question, yes, you're a dog on heat. Just witness that innocent young girl walking across the field on Sunday that you tried to make eyes at, just because she was walking her horse while wearing tight jodhpurs and a black bra...woof woof!!! :D:D:D
 
The worstist thing

The very worse thing that could have happened is she could have cuffed you taken you down town and put some pressure on you to talk.
Then she could have tied your hands together and hoisted you up to the ceiling and really gone to town by twisting your nipples and saying tell me the truth or I'll get really nasty.
Then as her skirt rides up her long shapely legs as she tries to pull you higher, she notices you giving her the glad eye.
So she really goes to town on you and pulls out the dreaded truncheon of peace.




Sorry I started to go off one then. lol
 
Down boys you will do yourself no good at your age:lol:lol:lol
Not to mention what your wives will do to you :jesterbg
 
Actually Extreme has secretly confessed to me, this is who he'd REALLY like to be arrested by.....
 

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