price of gas in france

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'THE PRICE OF GAS IN FRANCE'

A THIEF IN PARIS PLANNED TO STEAL SOME
PAINTINGS FROM THE LOUVRE.



AFTER CAREFUL PLANNING, HE GOT PAST SECURITY,
STOLE THE PAINTINGS, AND MADE IT SAFELY TO HIS VAN.

HOWEVER, HE WAS CAPTURED ONLY TWO BLOCKS AWAY
WHEN HIS VAN RAN OUT OF GAS.

WHEN ASKED HOW HE COULD MASTERMIND SUCH A CRIME
AND THEN MAKE SUCH AN OBVIOUS ERROR, HE REPLIED,
'MONSIEUR, THAT IS THE REASON I STOLE THE PAINTINGS.'



I HAD NO MONET




TO BUY DEGAS



TO MAKE THE VAN GOGH.'




SEE IF YOU HAVE DE GAULLE TO SEND
THIS ON TO SOMEONE ELSE.



I SENT IT TO YOU BECAUSE I FIGURED
I HAD NOTHING TOULOUSE.

:augie




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[floyd500b]

That's so bad it's funny:thumb2

 

[avillaschi]

*Les Groans*