Picked up at a motorway service station!!!

[lacroupade]

9.30pm tonight (Saturday) on the way back from wales to Oxford I nipped into M&S at Leigh Delamere services on the M4.

As I'm coming out I hear a little voice saying "Paul!". Can't be me I thinks, then the little voice a bit louder "PAUL!"...

Turns around and theres young Extreme - what sort of a coincidence is that?

So we had a nice cup of coffee and a chinwag....seems he's driven 350 miles to Wales, hotfoot from his new squeeze in Eastbourne just to take his stepdaughter to work (car broken down and its the last day of her probationary period) because his ex (her bloody mother!!), who lives a mile away, is too feckin idle to help out!!!

And I bumped into him as he's on his way back to the squeeze for more nookies. I offered to come and help out but he politely declined (at least I think thats what "f**k off" means?)....and we went our separate ways!! :lol:lol

So watch out,you never know who you're gonna bump into!

 

[Liam]

Mmmm,seems a bit suspicious to me. Are you sure he's not stalking you? Or perhaps you had arranged to meet?:naughty:naughty

 

[tezzer]

umm does seem strange i must admit, tell us paul, was colin walking funny, dribbling his coffee, and his eye's look like this,if he was, he has overdosed on nookie<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZSfox000%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F4%255F4v%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_4_4v.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D10%252F10_4_4v%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>

 

[lacroupade]

umm does seem strange i must admit, tell us paul, was colin walking funny, dribbling his coffee, and his eye's look like this,if he was, he has overdosed on nookie

Tez you're right and I'm getting worried, it explains why he's not been on here a lot lately. Poor bloke is clearly being sexually abused -

So I suggest a rescue plot. We all meet up in Eastbourne and at a pre-arranged signal, we storm the house and because I don't mind "taking one for the team", while I divert the abuser, you lot grab Colin and retreat to the nearest Little Chef to give him some urgently-needed sustenance.

I'l meet you there a couple of hours later.:thumbs


Or maybe three.:augie



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[tezzer]

you on here paul,:nenau, i've been waiting on the sea front at eastbourne for you, like arranged, been here so long, some woman asked me if im alright, i said no i cant find my mate paul, so she taken me home for a coffee:naughty
i think she thought i said PULL, ring you later, not. and dont come looking for me till tomorrow.:thumb2 i think it,s something in the air down here.

 

[extreme-4x4]

help me

 

[tezzer]

hello colin, you have escaped then, i got captured trying to save you mate. :lol
:naughty

 

[extreme-4x4]

no im still trapped in this bedroom, at her house


im locked in , and its getting sore now


hurry guys i dont think i'll survive nuch more of this

 

[tezzer]

sod it, im going home for my roast mate, you got into this mess, so you can get yourself out , give me the address and i'll send you some cream :lol

 

[zippy656]

Leigh Delamere services on the M4
i was there today..


oh well..

 

[lacroupade]

sod it, im going home for my roast mate, you got into this mess, so you can get yourself out , give me the address and i'll send you some cream :lol

Sounds like we'd be better off going round Extreme's for a roast mate?
:jesterbg

 

[tezzer]

no way, he's proberly having TOAD IN THE HOLE, :lol from what colin told me earlier his lady friend like smoking cigars. :doh:naughty

 

[lacroupade]

no way, he's proberly having TOAD IN THE HOLE, :lol from what colin told me earlier his lady friend like smoking cigars. :doh:naughty

And theres me banging on the front door :doh

I'll nip round the back and have a poke about....:augie

 

[extreme-4x4]

i just got hold of her laptop to try get help.
im still here :sly.
trapped................................

looks like ill just have to give in , and get used to my new life as a sex slave

wish me luck guys

 

[lacroupade]

i just got hold of her laptop to try get help.
im still here :sly.
trapped................................

looks like ill just have to give in , and get used to my new life as a sex slave

wish me luck guys

Reinforcements await your command.....:thumbs:augie