perks of older age............

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[FONT=&quot]Perks of reaching [/FONT][FONT=&quot]40,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]50 or being over 60 & heading towards 70/80/90![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]01.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Kidnappers are not very interested in you.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]02.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]03.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] No one expects you to run--anywhere.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]04.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]05.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]06.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]There is nothing left to learn the hard way.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]07.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Things you buy now won't wear out.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]08.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You can eat supper at 4 pm.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]09.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] You can live without sex but not your glasses.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]10.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You get into heated arguments about pension plans.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]11.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]12.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]13.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] You sing along with elevator music.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]14.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Your eyes won't get much worse.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]15[/FONT][FONT=&quot]. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]16.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]17.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]18.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]19.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] You can't remember who sent you this list. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Forward this to every one you can remember right now![/FONT][FONT=&quot]<o>></o>>[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night![/FONT][FONT=&quot]<o>></o>>[/FONT]

 

[lacroupade]

i like that!!

 

[extreme-4x4]

i like that!!

fortunately im still suffering ......... being the younger type:augie