Oh Dear

[Monaro Pete]

My mother's just told me a joke. It's so bad that I have to share it.

How do you stop your teeth from freezing together?

Answer below (if you dare to look).






















































Grit them.

I knew you'd have to look :lol

 

[elty001]

Must have been at the Christmas crackers early:lol:lol
That said I've heard alot worse!!

 

[Banshee]

Terrible but did prompt me to look out of the window and realise the neighbours car has frosted up nicely already on the roof and she's only been back 3-4 hours.

Going to brave the cold and pop Terrance his window cover on to save having to resort to the scraper in the morn :thumb2

 

[elty001]

Terrible but did prompt me to look out of the window and realise the neighbours car has frosted up nicely already on the roof and she's only been back 3-4 hours.

Going to brave the cold and pop Terrance his window cover on to save having to resort to the scraper in the morn :thumb2

Pussy:lol
I start mine up and use my block of wood wedged between the throttle and brake pedal to keep it ticking over at about 1200 rpm.
Heater on full and go back in the house and finish my cuppa.
Ten minutes later the screen has defrosted and the cab is warming up nicely.
This is while my motor is on my drive before I get bollocked about leaving it unattended on a public road:thumbs

 

[Monaro Pete]

Pussy:lol
I start mine up and use my block of wood wedged between the throttle and brake pedal to keep it ticking over at about 1200 rpm.
Heater on full and go back in the house and finish my cuppa.
Ten minutes later the screen has defrosted and the cab is warming up nicely.
This is while my motor is on my drive before I get bollocked about leaving it unattended on a public road:thumbs

I'm with you Elty. Mines fired up & left on the drive.
Locked gates & a steering wheel lock prevents low lifes :thumb2

 

[Thomas61]

You think that joke is bad, try this. Apologies in advance.....it was told to me after finding myself on the wrong side of too many pints.

What is Britains my common type of Owl?



The Tea Towel.

 

[johnb5177]

:doh:thumb2:thumb2:thumb2

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

I grinned...

Pussy:lol
I start mine up and use my block of wood wedged between the throttle and brake pedal to keep it ticking over at about 1200 rpm.
Heater on full and go back in the house and finish my cuppa.
Ten minutes later the screen has defrosted and the cab is warming up nicely.
This is while my motor is on my drive before I get bollocked about leaving it unattended on a public road:thumbs

I just go to the hallway, flick a switch, and let the car heat it's self up...

 

[emjaybee]

I grinned...



I just go to the hallway, flick a switch, and let the car heat it's self up...

No one likes a smart ass!

:lol

We'll paint ya in peanut butter and set the ferrets loose!

:sly

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

No one likes a smart ass!

:lol

We'll paint ya in peanut butter and set the ferrets loose!

:sly

:lol:lol