offensive joke number 2

[briggie]

A Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse.
"I want a female horth." He said to a dealer, who shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth, Can I thee her eythe?". The dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes.
"Nithe eyeth, Can I thee her teeth?" He lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth.
"Nithe teeth, Can I thee her twot?". So the dealer lifts him up and shoves his head up the mares vagina and pulls him out a few seconds later.
"I'll reefwaze that, Can I thee her wun awound?" ..

 

[emjaybee]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Oo, oo, I think I may have just wet myself.

 

[Monaro Pete]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :clap

 

[johnb5177]

Hellfire thats a cracker.......:thumb2:thumb2:clap:clap