Just done a lorry driving course....

[lacroupade]

I went on a lorry driver training course recently. The instructor started showing me the basics.

"You start off like this," he said, "clutch throttle throttle clutch throttle choke throttle."

"Right, got it," I said.

"Good," he said. "Now wrap her in a carpet and dump her in a lay-by."

:lol:lol:lol

 

[Deleted account DD]

The instructor started showing me the basics.

Jeremy Clarkson ?

 

[lacroupade]

Jeremy Clarkson ?

no his was different.....trust me. :augie

In fact it was along the lines of "How hard can it be - change gear,change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute...."

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

very good, now wait for the road haulage association to blockade your house LOL

 

[Adz]

I'm on me way to block him in already :lol

 

[lacroupade]

I'm on me way to block him in already :lol

Oh f**k, I forgot about you!! LMAO! :augie

 

[Adz]

Oh f**k, I forgot about you!! LMAO! :augie

I know where you live :lol :lol :lol :augie