its joke time

[briggie]

A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."

 

[solarman216]

Nice one Pete, Rick

 

[spinna]

:lol:lol:lol. Very good:thumb2

 

[rustic]

Great:thumb2

Here is another...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"



She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

 

[johnb5177]

:clap:clap:clap:thumb2 to both of them........