Irish hunters

[Liam]

[FONT=&quot]Two Irish blokes out hunting in the woods when Paddy says "I'm bursting for a shite but haven't got anything to wipe my arse on !"Murphy says "Have you got a fiver ?""Yes" says Paddy."Well use that."So Paddy goes off for 5 minutes & comes back with shit all over his hands & clothes.Murphy says "WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO YOU ?"Paddy looks at him & goes "Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with 3 pound coins, five 20ps & two 50 pence pieces ?"

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