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R1cho

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An old lady was on her own in a lift at the shopping mall when two footballers wives get in.

The first wife raises her wrist and says, "Chanel No 5. Selfridges £85-00."

The other wife does the same and says, "Gucci £95-00 at Harrods."

The old lady lifts her leg and rips a fart and says "Sprouts 99p at Morrisons!"
 

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