fishing story

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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ​

'Pick me up.'​

He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ​

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,​

'Pick me up.' ​

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.​

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'​

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'​

Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.​

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'​

The man looked at the frog for a short time, ​

reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front ​

pocket.​

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? ​

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'​

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ​

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'​

With age comes wisdom!<O></O><U1></U1>
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