Muzz
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A Chemist owner walks into his shop to find a man leaning against a wall. He asks the shop assistant "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The assistant replies "He came in to get something for his cough but I couldn't find the Cough Syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink."
"You feckin idiot," replied the owner, "You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative!"
"Of course you can," replied the assistant "look at him, he's sh:t scared to cough now!"
The assistant replies "He came in to get something for his cough but I couldn't find the Cough Syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative to drink."
"You feckin idiot," replied the owner, "You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative!"
"Of course you can," replied the assistant "look at him, he's sh:t scared to cough now!"
