check them out

[briggie]

So did you see the program last night about checking your balls guys. Well I watched it this morning. Its about checking for lumps and bumps on ya man bits. Well I had a few minutes to spare so I thought I'd give it ago, and let's be honest we have our hands down there most of the time anyway. So with time on my side I gave them a good feeling and even used both hands, for comparison reasons of course, and if I'm honest it was a little enjoyable as well, so that's a win win in my book. However even though we are being told to do this and it's all over the TV right now, it has been pointed out to me that doing it in the queue for the till in ASDA is not the most appropriate place. My apologies to everyone at till 2 3 4 5 and 6 and also to the woman who ran down from till 7 for a better look and the gay guy who kindly offered to help me.
I will be shopping back at Aldi from now on as they said that kind of thing is acceptable there

 

[Blocky10]

I find it better in the freezer isle as after a few seconds they shrivel up and it doesn't take as long:thumb2