briggie joke encore

[briggie]

As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night,the guy looked at me and said,"Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred,unzipping my Superman costume and pulling my wallet out,"One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly sir," he replied,"You're far too drunk."
I said,"I know mate,that's why I'm getting a plane."

 

[Monaro Pete]

Good one :lol :lol :lol :lol :thumb2

 

[solarman216]

Still going then Pete, nice one, Maggie laughed, Rick