bored?

[(RIP) PLANK]

i'm bored, the evening is wearing on, i am half pissed
and it is a pub after all
so;

anybody want a fight :lol :lol :lol

 

[paulp]

bored

small world

I'm half pissed to

paulp

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

well its either drink the '% by volume' or convert to islam, not much of a choice realy
I dont fancy the operation either :lol

 

[paulp]

bored

Phu ket

a beer it is then

paulp

 

[willow]

Ok who's buying:lol:thumbs
What have you been up to today Plank?
I need a good laugh

 

[paulp]

bored

hi willow

wooohoooo english whiskey in norfolk

bloody dear though

paulp

 

[makeitfit]

Oi Oi, what's occurin'?
I appear to be the only one proper drunk :lol
Just polished off a couple of tesco bargain basement mulled wines
Warmed on the fire and drunk in front of it mmmmmmmmmmmm, just popped in here for a quick fag, as her indoors is watching that twat Jon ross
Hurah it's beer o'clock again:sly

 

[willow]

Norfolk whiskey
I thought it was all in the water that made the taste:nenau
We have the norfolk broads and the sea:lol:lol

 

[willow]

Oi Oi, what's occurin'?
I appear to be the only one proper drunk :lol
Just polished off a couple of tesco bargain basement mulled wines
Warmed on the fire and drunk in front of it mmmmmmmmmmmm, just popped in here for a quick fag, as her indoors is watching that twat Jon ross
Hurah it's beer o'clock again:sly

Well mines a southern comfort
or a good cider
Been drinking my home made cider and its good:thumbs

 

[Bat21]

anybody want a fight :lol :lol :lol

Come and av a go if ya think y'r ard enough

Just hang on a sec while I get my dad :augie :thumbs

 

[makeitfit]

Ah I was weened on southern comfort mmmm
Got totaled on the stuff in college one sat. in southampton
Woke up in a phone box:thumbs
Lost a day somewhere, anyway on the monday I went to give blood and was told to go away cause my blood was too er pissed:augie
So had the biscuit and went for some bacon
We didnt get round to doing our apples this year, dont know what happened. one week the trees were busting and we thought we'll pick those next week:augie
Next thing I know all the ruddy birds n that have had the lot
Got me plums though:lol
Sloes are in the gin and all's well with fanny and her auntie:nenau

 

[makeitfit]

Come and av a go if ya think y'r ard enough

Just hang on a sec while I get my dad :augie :thumbs

Yeh come on then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'll hold your coat

 

[Bat21]

Yeh come on then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'll hold your coat

Just hang on while I feed my plants :augie

 

[willow]

:lolOk out side no fighting in the pub:lol:thumbs

I have a lovely plum gin made for chistmas
plus the sloe and damson:thumbs
But I do like my cider
Southern comfort the smell is memory prevoking
:thumbs

 

[makeitfit]

Just hang on while I feed my plants :augie

Phoar, I feel the urge to go do some hedge trimming

 

[Bat21]

:lolOk out side no fighting in the pub:lol:thumbs

I have a lovely plum gin made for chistmas
plus the sloe and damson:thumbs
But I do like my cider
Southern comfort the smell is memory prevoking
:thumbs

What's chistmas?... do we get time off work :kissy

Phoar, I feel the urge to go do some hedge trimming

I've heard it's not good if you're trying to sort a 'bush' out :sly

 

[makeitfit]

What's chistmas?... do we get time off work :kissy


I've heard it's not good if you're trying to sort a 'bush' out :sly

Abso bloody lutely, stop end next week and back around 4th Jan
Time out for kids n sherry, take a chainsaw to the woods next week for crimbo tree,and get me nuts out by the fire:lol sorted
You cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories......
Ah you cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories...........
er, where am I?
Oh nurse whats occurin?

 

[willow]

What's chistmas?... do we get time off work :kissy



I've heard it's not good if you're trying to sort a 'bush' out :sly

No time off here always on the go:lol:lol:lol :kissy but always got time for christmas :thumbs Its the only time I get to see everyone and share:thumbs

 

[willow]

Abso bloody lutely, stop end next week and back around 4th Jan
Time out for kids n sherry, take a chainsaw to the woods next week for crimbo tree,and get me nuts out by the fire:lol sorted
You cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories......
Ah you cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories...........
er, where am I?
Oh nurse whats occurin?

Have another drink you will be fine:lol
You men go in there all guns blazing and hav'nt got a clue where your going:naughty:jesterbg

 

[makeitfit]

And another thing, I get to do colouring in
We do santas wish list letters for each of us on a paper cut out stocking.
Write your santa wish list on it and then set fire to it on crimbo eve so it goes up the chimley to the north pole
Takes the kids ages sometimes:lolWe always tell them it wont go up the chimley cause their list is too heavy