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if you have nothing better to do this weekend and fancy volunteering to help us shear our sheep you would be most welcome!
i only want them sheared :lol
:doh curses just got back from tonights play on the beach and have got tomorrow sorted doing boat jobs then fishin' and dolphin spotting. Sunday sailing AM then off for a trash off roading in the afternoon Might just find time Monday to get the new front bumper on then work again Tuesday:dohsounds like a job for team wales, if you can find em maybe you can hire 'em....
:doh curses just got back from tonights play on the beach and have got tomorrow sorted doing boat jobs then fishin' and dolphin spotting. Sunday sailing AM then off for a trash off roading in the afternoon Might just find time Monday to get the new front bumper on then work again Tuesday:doh
So on this occasion a quick sheep shag, er I mean shear, is just beyond me:surrender
i tell you what, if you shear the wool off what happens next is between you and the sheep. But let me tell you one thing first, the ram isn't going to like it :lol
A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence. The English call the Welsh sheep-shaggers due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of ******* sheep. When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for shagging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to **** it instead to avoid the fine.
Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmen shagging sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever **** a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.
Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."
Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to ****."
Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep shaggers. You will only have to lose a finger.
not that i know ..... butis it better with the sheep sheared ( naked ) ?
A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence. The English call the Welsh sheep-shaggers due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of ******* sheep. When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for shagging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to **** it instead to avoid the fine.
Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmen shagging sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever **** a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.
Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."
Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to ****."
Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep shaggers. You will only have to lose a finger.
Welshman "What,the (w)hole finger?"
Englishman "No,the one next to it"
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