another briggie joke

[briggie]

A man in his 40's bought a new Mercedes and was out on the motorway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Merecedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 110.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

 

[solarman216]

A man in his 40's bought a new Mercedes and was out on the motorway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Merecedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 110.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

Made Maggie laugh, Rick

 

[extreme-4x4]

When I was a kid my mother used to send me to the shops with 50p and I could get two packets of crisps, Mars bar, yorkie, loads of sweets and bottle of pop and still cum home with change.








Cant do it now fookin C.C.T.V

 

[briggie]

When I was a kid my mother used to send me to the shops with 50p and I could get two packets of crisps, Mars bar, yorkie, loads of sweets and bottle of pop and still cum home with change.








Cant do it now fookin C.C.T.V

you are learning , one day you will be as bad as me

:jesterbg

 

[extreme-4x4]

you are learning , one day you will be as bad as me

:jesterbg

oh i got loads better .... but i have to behave

 

[briggie]

oh i got loads better .... but i have to behave

i have some much much worse , but darent post them lol

 

[solarman216]

They do not have to be "much much worse" to be funny, and we all need to have a bit of fun now and then, keep up the good work, Rick:clap:clap