a few quickies

[briggie]

rang work this morning and said I won`t be in today because I`ve got Anal Blindness.
They said, "What the hell is that"?.
I said, " I can`t see my arse getting out of bed today".


My girlfriend thinks that I`m a stalker.
Well, she`s not exactly my girlfriend yet .



I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified


Whats the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Ones a superhero and the other is an instruction.


After 30 years of marriage, Jim the plummer left his wife Florence .
The note on the table simply read : "Its over Flo"

 

[solarman216]

You must be feeling better mate, Ive just bluddy finished work, Rick

 

[briggie]

You must be feeling better mate, Ive just bluddy finished work, Rick

just finished work at 11pm .... bluddie hell mate take it easy