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    Replacement Sump & MOT Work

    Hi guys, thanks for your info and input, I've managed to get a bit of time on the terrno and I have the sump off and in my hand, Rick, you asked if the dip stick was by the starter motor, yes that's correct, do you have one to suit? If so how much do you want for it please? Including shipping to...
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    Replacement Sump & MOT Work

    Hi all, I am just in the process of pulling the sump off my 2.7 terrano and as people have said it's a bloody pain. I believe that the front diff has to come off completely? Can anyone confirm? Would I get away with removing one hub and just unbolting the opposite drive shaft and pulling the...
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    sump

    Hi Solarman, I am just in the process of pulling the sump off my 2.7 terrano and as you rightly say it's a bloody pain. when you suggest that the front diff has to be dropped, are you suggesting removed all together or just loosened and allowed to move with all the gubbins still connected...
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    Married life.....

    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but... Something happened...
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    Fit Like! New here!

    Hi There, Welcome to the mad house.... I'm not sure about looking forward to the nice weather, I love playing in the mud !!! Hope you enjoy the site, there are quite a few characters on here, and a whole lot of knowledge and help. :clap:clap
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    News flash...

    SKY NEWS FLASH :- Locals are said to be in a total state of shock after Armed Police found a huge stash of guns behind the Library in Barnsley yesterday. * * A SKY Spokesman said, "The people of Barnsley had absolutely no idea they even had a Library."
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    how did that happen??

    Murphy's ole lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the day had come. HER day was here! He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and annunced, "Hey, Murph! You just had you a son!" "Ain't dat...
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    Major Surgery...

    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them...
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    a public service announcement.

    just to clarify, I won't take any responsibility for any relationship issues or costs arising from the same as a result of this post... if you're brave enough to show it to the other half, then you can deal with the consequences... I've shown it to mine and I'm on day 3 of my camping trip ...
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    a public service announcement.

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a...
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    I'm itching like a smackhead!!!!!!!!!

    So I took the time to contact the seller to get the reg number. When you do a MOT history check it doesn't make for great reading.... Excessive corrosion in all the normal places.... https://www.check-mot.service.gov.uk reg P967GJC - remember it's a ford !!! I'd be giving it a wide berth...
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    change.org

    signed..... as I commented, drop less bombs and keep schools open with the money saved... simple really if you ask me... :thumbs
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    dear drivers

    What a numpty.... However I must admit, when using my VW Transporter van in a supermarket car park I have been known to park in 2 spaces so I can get the door open and climb out of the vehicle without smashing it into the car next to me. I must stress however that I only use 2 spaces when...
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    Maybe a little risqué

    An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50...
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    wireless cctv

    Ive used Foscam camera's for watching inside and outside at home for a good few years. the one in my shed emails me 5 pictures if anything moves in the shed. it is wireless capable but I tend to find the image a bit stop start on wireless. they can be accessed via the web or on a mobile phone...
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    Cheap Tools

    i'm lucky I guess, my tool box won't fit under the terrano, unless it's on the car ramp, but well done and good effort !!! :clap
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    Cheap Tools

    Likewise.... I was once asked for a receipt, I mentioned to the chap that my socket set was older than him... he laughed, and promptly replaced the part FOC !!!
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    Cheap Tools

    I have just recently gone down to get a few bits n pieces that I have lost out of my tools and I could not have had a better service from my local Halfords. I wanted a 1/4 drive 8mm shallow socket and a 8mm ratchet spanner. amongst a couple of other bits. Sadly they didn't sell the 8mm socket...
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    Cheap Tools

    I knew that would get most of the forum users attention. :lol I've just read a thread by Daveluck regarding a broken pulley and he was pleased with the fact that he may have a great excuse to buy some additional tools. I just thought it was worth mentioning to the group, for if you don't have...
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    Bradbury 2 post car lift 2.5 ton.

    The lift is the same as this one advertised on ebay - eBay item number:111823932924
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