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Just got the "Old Girl" through another M.O.T .... total cost £65-00 . Had a failure on ; 001 Nearside rear brake pipe inadequately clipped ( 3.6.B,1 ) this was sorted out, and the only " Advisory Notices " were ; 002 Offside rear Brake Pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c ) 003 Exhaust has a...

HOW TO KILL A CHEATING HUSBAND!

What is a fart? A fart it is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloudA fart can be short,Or a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a...

checked link ... no longer available.... sorry Mrs. Brown www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSaWW9vuom

Got these photies from Michigan, U.S.A. - How do you fancy 4x4ing in that lot ??

Renault & Ford are working on a joint project to produce a new small car specifically for women. They are combining the CLIO with the TAURUS , and calling it the "CLITAURUS". It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone points him to it !! :naughty :naughty

Pete (Makeitfit) came around today to give me a hand fitting a Tunit II unit. We had the side panel from the passenger footwell off ... no ECU unit. We had the side panel off the driver's footwell .... no ECU unit. We had all the dashboard & centre console off ... and yes, you've guessed it ...

Two gay guys are walking through the zoo. They come across the gorillas and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gays are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage...

Does this remind you of an EXTREMEly good friend of yours ???

WINTER DRIVING WARNING !!! IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US .......... You're driving along just minding your own business , when all of a sudden - without any warning THIS DICK IN A TRUCK PULLS OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU ............... HAPPY WINTER DRIVING SEASON...

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes , sir "!! answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and...

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra"? asked the doctor. "Not a chance" she replied, "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem", replied the doctor, "Give him an Irish Viagra. It's when you drop...

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar, and then turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this gator's mouth and place my privates inside, then the gator will close his mouth for one full minute. Then he'll open his...

To all the members of the club, sorry but some of you havn't made it on to my mailing list for Christmas, so here's one for you all below !! http://video.telegraph.co.uk/services/player/bcpid1529569286?bctid=5524339001

A little girl asks her mum, "Mum , can I take the dog for a walk around the block"? Her mum replies "No, because she's on heat". "What does that mean"? asked the child. "Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage" replies mum. The little girl goes out to the garage and says "Dad, can I...

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is...

Has anyone looked at a site near Llandovery, whose website is www.cambrianway.com . Might be of interest to members thinking of a holiday in Wales, as they do accommodation too.

Well the old girl got through the dreaded "Test" again yesterday, and has a ticket until 12th. March 2010 . Just my luck, the VOSA examiner was at the garage when she was being tested, so the tester apologised afterwards for issuing 4 advisories, but at least she passed examination with a VOSA...

Now I know that the Mistral uses different rear brake shoes to the T2 , and seem to remember reading somewhere ( but not sure) that the shoes of the Subaru Imprezza are the ones to use, but has anyone actually changed the rear brake-shoes on their Mistral, and which shoes were used ...

"She who must be obeyed" and I have just returned from a brilliant holiday in Scotland. The old Mistral did us proud !! Before the trip, I changed all the oil/filters and used the diesel kit from Richard at Pitstop, so Molyslip went in practically everywhere, and I also fitted ATM's.We left on...