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10W, 20W, 50W outdoor IP65 LED wall mounted lights on clearance, plus other things as usual. Just checked web site... all stock gone... Offer was on yesterday, but so good, sold out now. might be the odd one about... Rustic

An Amish boy and his Father who had never been outside the Amish compound was granted a day out in the big city by one of the Elders. Once there they wandered round amazed by everything they saw, especially in a shopping mall, the two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then back...

Part synthetic.Eurocarparts item 521771941 Price £21.86 but use code CRAZY70 £13.99 All stock gone from my branch.... soon to be in my garage lol Don't hesitate... all will be gone within the hour I guess... Rustic

I just signed the petition, “The Rt Hon Jeremy Hunt MP: National Prostate Cancer Screening for the UK.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too? Here’s the link...

Well put the Mav up for MOT this morning, passed first time with no advisories. The car hadn't done that many miles since last MOT, and sometimes that can be an issue too. If you don't use it.... you loose it. Had to buy a replacement rear washer pump, it had seized through non use £6 for a...

We were at the boat yesterday, and my ipad picked up BT WiFi Fon, so I was able to get the internet. Now the question is... can I somehow set up a wifi enabled camera to look at the boat when we need to? We do not have the password to the hub6 that is providing this facility, but to use FON...

I often look in the down load section from time to time, and some kind person has done a template drawing for a bumper mount bracket. Fold the appropriate way for either side. Many of ours are looking worst for wear...:eek: might be easier to replace rather than patch. Thickness of material...

It’s game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbour. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,”...

Is there some information/knowledge lacking in the modern generation?:doh I just wonder... What's in the box? :nenau .

An Irish Mother's Letter to Her Son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper...

Dear John I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband watching TV. My car stalled about a mile down the road and I couldn't get it started again. I had to walk back to my house to ask my husband for help as I had no signal on my mobile. When I got home I...

I collected a set of these today from Screwfix, you have to pre order for next day store collection, each has a breaking strain of just over a ton. I got then to stop my mobility scooter going walkabout when in the car. They are on clearance, so first come first served. Might be of use to...

The Irish Angler The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?" "Fishing" replied the old man...

One day, a man walked into a dentist's surgery and asked how much it would cost to extract a wisdom tooth. "Forty quid," the dentist said. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man said. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price...

100 people from each major city in Europe were asked if they thought their country should change its currency. 95 said no, they were happy with the Euro.. 100 people from each major city in Britain were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency. 95 said no, they were happy...

A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. "So, you're a politician..." "Well, yes, is that a problem?" "Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your...

"Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to...

Everyone seems to be struugling in competing with Briggie, so this is my attempt to try to redeem ourselves... The Pope, David Beckham, Donald Trump and a ten year old boy are flying in an airplane. The plane loses power and is quickly falling from the sky. they are going to crash. There are...

After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it's outrageous. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession that he loves. What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely...

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a short skirt and legs that went on forever goes to his table and asks if he's ready to order "What would you like, Sir?" He looks at the menu and after scanning her beautiful frame from top to bottom...