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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSY

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy's wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn't find any jewellery from the girl. When the...

Today I got my renewal for home and contents from Direct Line. £355 Not happy with the price I shopped around but every time I change policy I have to pay my mortgage company £25 to read the policy. Any way cheapest I could find was £285 + the above £25. Rang DL and asked if they could beat...

Not a lot but we can start another to keep you happy.:lol:lol:doh

Fair point:thumb2

Duke's of hazard eat your hearts out well done lad..

Yep Zippy did a fantastic job.. Well done that lad:clap:clap:clap

Tezzer. Yes zippy is one who like to waffle and to be honest there's nowt wrong with that. so long as it's not hijacking someones thread. We all know the little click. Some of it is drivel i.e it's not related to topic all it does is piss peeps off. I think the problem is not whats posted but...

Just sounds like some c***t playing a kids toy to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhVSQlExYE

Why's your post blank Paul????;)

Bloody hell this is going to take all night there is 1380 bloody members:augie

It said on original post that you only need to get four right:rolleyes: I left the others for someone else..

Zippy I like what you do:thumbs but sometimes it's in the wrong place. Don't get me wrong your not the only one we can all do it so none of us are perfect but there does seem to be a little clic of folk who jump in anywhere

Zippy I agree car talk can be very tedious and we all need a laugth. But if peeps want a laugth and a chat start a new thread don't hijack the topic

Bollocks:lol:lol:lol:lol

Happy birthday willow:birthday:birthday:birthday:beer:beer:beer:popcrn:popcrn