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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my...

some members don't even have a 4x4 anymore , and are still here !!!! :o

very good zippy , you are learning well grasshopper :D

:roflol:

:jesterbg very good

oss :thumb2

no official entries yet :o

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten...

that's very good :thumb2

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop..' So the married...

A farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting...

A Chinese man decides to move to Australia. He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his...

thats actually very good :thumb2 , you are learning well grasshopper

A woman was enjoying a good game of Golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, NO..!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time..! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted...

today is the 72nd anniversary of the liberation of auschwitz . On January 27, 1945, the Russian army came upon Auschwitz and its various camps and subcamps. What they found was terrible. Afraid of anyone seeing what they had been doing in Auschwitz, the Germans went on a killing spree before...

you posh sod , ive only got one amber beacon :augie:lol

do you get the flashing light bar with them ? :naughty:naughty:naughty

is your mav really that old ???? WOW I didn't know :augie

yes if you post it again in its own thread so it can collect points ( or not :augie:lol ) you must mention it is for the joke of the year contest and ask for votes and points

ok boys and girls , I'm going to take a rest for a while from joke telling , so here's your opportunity to win a prize ( 10 brownie points ) simply post your best joke , the winner will be chosen by members voting on a 1 to 10 scale in the reply's after the joke , final decision will be by me...