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Hmmm... ...did it perchance come with a free loo roll? Hope your not travelling to far tomorrow. :lol

Top of the class you old dog! :clap Bang on. My only theory is that the air temperature at 8.30/8.45 is perfect for optimum combustion. It doesn't get above 35mpg on the way back. :lol

Right country, wrong manufacturer. :D

Nope. :sly

Sharp eyes! Hadn't spotted that! Its a Heinz 57! :eek:

Snap quiz! Took this photo of my dash this morning. Look at the average mpg. Got similar results the last three morning. I appreciate that this is only a five mile trip all three mornings, but I'm well pleased with that figure. Can anyone guess the vehicle?

Rear lights are correct, ride height is correct... ...but front panel alignment is all over the place on o/s! Definitely had a bump on o/s. :thumb2

Not me bud. I've been furiously slinging paint on a property near Banbury. :nenau

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I wondered if it was like the time I decided to print out a couple of pages of a Transit user manual... ...started the print... ...went to make a coffee... ...had a sit and a biccie... ...went upstairs to pick up the two pages... ...90 pages printed. :doh Forgot to set the page numbers...

That's when you sell them back to him. :lol

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Oh! Blimey, do you read it or use it to chock the wheels? :nenau

Do sat-navs not work "oop nawf"? :nenau

You are, sadly, quite correct. It is intimidating when we see you folks, I'm never sure what causes it, I can't decide whether it's the two heads or the three eyes in each head. Thank Christ for us normal southerners. :augie

Can you blame him? :augie

You can't send him a PM as he's not a paid up member any more. :rolleyes:

You poor b**t**d. :lol

Nah, he's gone up there to see 'is old mate John Prescott. :eek:

Try holdin' the gun the other way 'round. :augie