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Touche' :lol

Do you know why the grass is so green in Ireland? 'Cos they're all over here walking on ours! :augie

I've been back to the doc again. I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. He says I have Feefiphobia

All this two wheeled nonsense is drivin' me crackers... ...so I'll send alluyus a virus! That'll learn ya.

You strange man! :doh

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. Husband: What’s up? Wife: According to the DNA test...

There's a LWB on EBay that's a non-runner with some of the parts you're after. It used to belong to a member on here who built a pretty awesome truck. Unfortunately he sold it to a complete a-hole who's somehow wrecked the engine and or electrics. :nenau

:jesterbg Thank f*** Banshee's in IT. If he'd been in the army we'd probably had the D-Day landings in Shetland. :lol

Is this 'cos you're buggering off to a new job? What exactly do you do for a living? :confused:

A farmer in Gods great county of Devon sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts, "Yur bey! Ya dasn't wanna be drinkin outta thik thay water, tiz full o' cow muck an' slurry off me fields". The bloke says "I'm from London my good man and just purchased a property in the village can...

Too late, you had the chance, now you're here, stuck, like the rest of us... ....now you're one of us... ...one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us..... :flush:

Trust me, a few years of membership.... ....'nuf to turn anyone blue! :banghead:

Not sure how long it takes to process, your name will change from red once it's gone through. Patience my friend. :thumbs

Some people take a long time to see the light. Welcome aboard. :thumbs

:lol:lol Simple yet effective!

This threads been rumbling for so long I had to go back to the start to remember what it was about! I think it's an age thing, slightly worrying as I haven't hit 50 yet. :doh I had a rattle under my first transit after having some emergency brake work done at a Halfords service centre (brake...

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?????? Put his medallion on the seat... ... er, okay, get that. Pimp stick, is that summat to do with prostitutes or has he mis-spelt pump? Must be pump, but why does it have a chain... ...oh yup, so he can lock it up to stop thieving sh*ts stealing it. But then he's putting his gardening...

Why is it only ever the off side front indicator that fills up? Same on both of mine! :nenau

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