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In fairness it probably wasn't just the lawn issue. His wife was allowed to open the freezer once a day. If the kettle was boiled, the remaining hot water had to be put into a thermos for later use. He was a smashing bloke to work with a top rate electrician, but by f**k he was an anal nut...

Many years ago I worked with a bloke who was fanatical about his lawn. Fed it, weeded it, scarified it, aerated it. It was a masterpiece, up there with bowling greens and high star golf greens. He only wore slippers when he walked on it, the kids and wife weren't allowed on it. He even had a...

I have Monroe Adventure on all four corners. Had them on for two years, been good on road and good (mildly) off-road. I'm long wheel base, no mods. :thumb2

I take that as high praise indeed. :bow

If you are easily offended.... ... read no further !!!! Once upon a time a hunter decided he would explore the local forest to see what quarry was about. He had been travelling through the forest for a while when he thought he saw something up ahead in the undergrowth. Moving forward he...

I WON'T be getting it, having successfully switched OFF system updates over 12 months ago. No, the sky hasn't fallen in. :thumbs

There's something very very wrong with some of you folk. I was merely wondering if you thought he crept up behind unsuspecting flies and tried to push them over. First it's Banshee trying to catch sheep, a tail we still haven't got to the bottom of. Now we've got Maca and MPete discussing the...

Amen berrruther! :augie

Woo-hoo! Hmmmm, must go shopping at weekend for yet more ammo. :sly

I've got loads of camo' gear and guns, does that help? :nenau

Best of British luck bloke. Return with something good! :thumbs

Is that like tipping cows? :nenau

Sorry to hear that bloke. Take a load off, kick back and enjoy life... ...it may not be as bad as you think! Chin up! :thumbs

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It was very pleasant. Being self-employed the wife and I don't get much chance to do stuff like this, so thought we'd make the most of the opportunity. Got to see Murray win through to the next round and the wife got to see Nadal play. Long day, hot day, but fun day. :thumb2

Don't hate me too much, wife won two centre court tickets in a draw at work. Very nice it was, but damn, I'm glad I don't live or work in London! :thumb2

Did you forget your stringless tennis racquet then? :nenau

It's dreadful! Can't get a seat on the roof terrace in the Wimbledon members lounge. Having to stand whilst drinking my beer watching the tennis. Oh the indignity! :(

I'm not a botoxmucker or whateveritis, but the note of caution I would give is this. Bokochucket have started charging for links to third party website, how long before the other graphic cloud storage companies start charging for this service. Use them by all means, but I'd keep a hard back-up...