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Old 06-10-2010, 20:28   #1
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In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG
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Old 06-10-2010, 21:09   #2
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In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG
Subsitute the beer/lager for whisky
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Old 06-10-2010, 21:11   #3
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they dont sell beer in scotland do they ?
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Old 06-10-2010, 21:17   #4
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What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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Old 06-10-2010, 23:18   #5
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, another briggie joke,
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A Scotsman walks into a pub................

No surprise there then!
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