a poem for the older man

briggie · 09-07-2010, 21:09

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the ******* thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

solarman216 · 09-07-2010, 21:24

Now I have stopped laughing I can type, this one I like, I will have it framed, and when and if this happens to me I will not feel so bad, Rick

Terranical · 11-07-2010, 19:16

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Originally Posted by solarman216

Now I have stopped laughing I can type, this one I like, I will have it framed, and when and if this happens to me I will not feel so bad, Rick

My God, I can sympathise with that!!!

09-07-2010, 21:09	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	a poem for the older man The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the ******* thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!

09-07-2010, 21:24	#2
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,430	Now I have stopped laughing I can type, this one I like, I will have it framed, and when and if this happens to me I will not feel so bad, Rick