yet another briggie joke

briggie · 08-05-2010, 21:17

Maree and Janis are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Janis pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maree: What in the hell is that?

Janis: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maree: Where did you get it?

Janis: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Maree hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms..

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The Pharmacist fainted.

08-05-2010, 21:17	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	yet another briggie joke Maree and Janis are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Janis pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maree: What in the hell is that? Janis: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maree: Where did you get it? Janis: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Maree hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The Pharmacist fainted.